[PlainSide] Some Adobe programs

Well let me introduce myself first(this forum needs a new members section*hint* ).
My name is PlainSide(not my real one DUH) on HF im known as XMA-46 im Fkin 16 yrs. old what is old engough to buy beer here(Long Live The Netherlands) My english is average(my parents say it's perfect(not a chance)) thats all.
Allright got past that .
Well so I have quite alot of Adobe programs but i want to share them with you to(lucky sun of a guns).
Adobe After Effects CS4(im runnig 32 bit) - http://www.thepiratebay.se/torrent/4880463/Adobe_After_Effects_CS4_(Final)___Crack_[RH]Download
Adobe Illustrator(portable version!) CS5(the one in the link is CS5.5 couldnt find the old download) - http://www.thepiratebay.se/torrent/6352290/Adobe_Illustrator_CS5.5_LiTE_Portable

Unfortunally I can't make them clickable link yet so copy and paste them right away ;-) EDIT : Made the links for you (:

Well you know where to download Photoshop already(i guess since thats the thing the offer here ).
Now lets hope this is any usefull shall we